In Other News: Daddy, You're A Fool To Die

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by Pico

The world has been waiting for Rolling Stones icon Keith Richards to die for many years, now. I think that he actually did cease to be a living being about 35 years ago and simply segued into a zombie state ever since. Granted, he had become this lovable, unintelligible goofball zombie; wearing safety pins in his hair, falling out of coconut trees, etc. He's led the kind of (after-)life Hunter S. Thompson only wrote about.

But closely following his South Pacific mishap comes a bombshell revelation: Ol' Keef snorted his dad's ashes in a family recipe cocaine cocktail.

They say you carry on after you die through your kids. Bert Richards doesn't just live on in his son's porous veins, he now resides in the inner lining of Keith's nose.

Kids, please, don't try this at home.


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