The Best. (And Worst.) Beatles. Ever. Says Nick.
NICK DERISO: Here we take a look at the Fab and the decidely not-so fab moments from our Fab Four.GUITAR SOLOS
Best: George's chunky guitar playing in "And I Love Her." No, wait, the gloomy, so-heavy work by John on "She's So Heavy" from 'Abbey Road.'
Worst: The cloying, clanging "Wild Honey Pie," from the White Album. One-off wastes like this are what happens when you give someone, even talented someones, too much room to fool around.
SONG INTROS
Best: Paul's scream at the beginning of "Revolution." Wait, no, the guitar feedback in "I Feel Fine."
Worst: "Two of Us," from 'Let It Be,' which John quite loopily introduces with this ... "I dig a pygmy by Charles Hawtry on the deaf aids; phase one, in which Doris gets her oats."
Ooooo-K.
BEATLES MOVIES
Best: "Hard Day's Night," with its timeless humor, grace and tunefulness.
Worst: "Magical Mystery Tour," in which the mystery is what the film is actually about. Cool videos, though.
BACKGROUND VOCALS
Best: "Michelle." Wait, no, I was only kidding: "Because" a multi-voice piece of magic.
Worst: John making stupid sea-faring noises on "Yellow Submarine." (Yes, that's him blowing through a straw into a bucket of water.)
BEATLES REMAKES
Best: "Got to Get You Into My Life," by Earth, Wind and Fire. Second: "Come Together," Aerosmith, the only reason not to make it legal to shoot the Bee Gees for their "Sgt. Pepper" remake. Third: "With a Little Help From My Friends" by Joe Cocker.
Worst: Those freaky robots singing "She's Leaving Home" in that 1970s "Sgt. Pepper" nightmare. "You Won't See Me" by Anne Murray is up there, though.
BEATLES MISTAKES
Best: When Paul played "Hey Jude" to John for the first time, he left in the filler phrase "the movement you need is on your shoulder," - but told John he'd replace it later. John replied that those were the best words in the song. They were.
Worst: It's got to be one those endlessly repetitive songs from 'The White Album,' either "Revolution No. 9" or "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" No, wait ... allowing Yoko to sing on "Bungalow Bill."
THEY SAID IT
Smartest: "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans," by John Lennon.
Dumbest: Lennon again, right or not, with that whole "we're more popular than Christ" business. Might have been true, but still.
BTW: Sure would love to get my hands on some of the priceless collectibles those protesters sent up in smoke.
THOSE DARNED DJs
Best thing they did: Flip the "Penny Lane" 45, only to find "Strawberry Fields Forever."
Worst thing: Fade out "Hey Jude" when the 'na-nas' start.
SONG ENDINGS
Best: "A Day in the Life." DAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww.........
Worst: Those, ahem, "spooky" vocals at the end of the aptly named "Long, Long, Long."
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| Here Comes the Sun | |
| Hey Jude | |
| Eleanor Rigby | |
| All You Need is Love | |
| Yellow Submarine | |
| Twist and Shout | |
| Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | |
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